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Need for Speed: Undercover is the twelfth installment of the popular racing video game series Need for Speed, developed by EA Black Box and published by Electronic Arts.

It is set for release on the PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, Windows, PlayStation Portable, iPhone and mobile on 21 November 2008.

Its wax, so he figured it would just melt inside him and hed pee it out.

This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer.

Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms.

At that age, this friends a little sex maniac.

Then he pictures how its going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier.

No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with lube and stinky.

And they never do.

Ever. Even now that hes grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party.

Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them.

It means that moment when you find the answer, but its too late.

So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame.

Their folks would find them, a towel twisted around their kids neck, the towel tied to the rod in their bedroom closet, the kid dead.

This brother was stationed in some camel country where the public market sells what could be fancy letter openers.

Each fancy tool is just a thin rod of polished brass or silver, maybe as long as your hand, with a big tip at one end, either a big metal ball or the kind of fancy carved handle youd see on a sword.

This Navy brother says how Arab guys get their dick hard and then insert this metal rod inside the whole length of their boner.

They jack off with the rod inside, and it makes getting off so much better.

That night, he calls to ask if Ill pick up his homework for the next couple weeks.

On the phone, he says how right now his folks could just kill his big brother in the Navy.

He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off.

But dripped down the side of the candle, theres a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work.

With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle.

With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work.

Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid cant keep track of the wax.

Hes one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isnt sticking out anymore.

All the way inside.

So deep inside he cant even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube.

This wax kid and the carrot kid are different people, but we all live pretty much the same life.